I just had to laugh at the news headlines on CNN today:

Man struck by lightning, says ‘it hurt’
(Duh, ya think)!?

Toilet-trained chimp on the loose in California
(and all the Moms are wanting to invite him over so he can show their toddlers how it’s done)!

Starbucks to close 600 stores

(and Renee does the dance for joy, down with the evil empire! Mwuhahahaha)!